Witty Entertainer Mugs

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Crow and fox

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

Jokes machine.

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

The Algonquin Round Table

Leaving cards.

"So, what is your star sign?"

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

The Gilmore Girls

Cold caller.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Bat out of Hell

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Roller Coasters

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.