Humorous Batsman Gifts

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Go deep.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Shows Bundt

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Baseball contract signing gloves.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

"You're not Batman, sir, you're an imposter!"

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

You're right. He's gonna throw the change-up.

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'Damn it! I can never remember which one's the lighter.'

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."