Win Watcher Gifts

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Monica Seles

Bird Torture.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Novak Djokovic

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

I love tennis

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Never shoot straight up.'

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.