Wicket Watcher Pillows

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Tree house.

Cricket Accidents.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Och lye the news'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

It's a Dog's life

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."