Wicket Keeper Pillows

Cricket Accidents.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Saving a Heart

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

The best goalie in the world!

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Football

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Bed & Bagel'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Records?

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Football Bomb

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'