Wicket Keeper Mugs

Alex Stewart

Cricket Accidents.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Saving a Heart

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The best goalie in the world!

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Football

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

'Bed & Bagel'

Records?

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Goal