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"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

King and Jester

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'How does this one feel?'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

Jester

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'