Jest Enthusiast Gifts

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Clown on bike.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

If you're happy and you know it...

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

King and Jester

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Fifty Gallon Head.

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

Jester

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."