Office Jest Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's suppose I don't like the job after a week or so. How much severance pay can I count on?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'These are job perks.'

Lemonade Inc.

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

You are here.

Busy office.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Free Range Employees.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Responsibility and duties

401K

Corporate Whore.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"