Jest Lover Gifts

Fifty Gallon Head.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Preserved

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

Lady has a coffee break.

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

'That's the office joker.'

Must you be so judgmental?

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

What do you like most about presents?

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

'We spent the night together after he uttered those 3 little words...'Shelter-In-Place.''

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

Colonel Bagshot.

'I Love You *Conditions apply.'

'According to our information, you worked between the 24th and 25th of December, whilst still claiming unemployment benefit.'

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

'Be My Valentine'

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