Knightly Jest Lovers Gifts

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'Are you seeing anybody?'

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'You told me I should be more affectionate, so I got myself two girlfriends!'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

So I said, If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving you too much. Apparently, that's not what you're supposed to say to a traffic court judge.

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

Pin your hopes and dreams on the donkey

Fifty Gallon Head.