Knightly Jest Lovers Pillows

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

Fifty Gallon Head.

'You told me I should be more affectionate, so I got myself two girlfriends!'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

Pin your hopes and dreams on the donkey

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'