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'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

R.C.I.A.

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Best to keep downwind.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

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'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

Fifty Gallon Head.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'That's the office joker.'

And on the seventh day He rested

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

'We spent the night together after he uttered those 3 little words...'Shelter-In-Place.''

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

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