Matrimonial Jesters Pillows

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'He does.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

COWS: Cow Pong

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Medieval headlines.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"We've only been married three years and she's already giving me gbh of the ear 'oles."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Cheers, it's worth the domestic hassle.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'