Matrimonial Jesters Gifts

"I take it the wedding chapel is to the right?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'He does.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

COWS: Cow Pong

Medieval headlines.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'Cheers, it's worth the domestic hassle.'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

"We've only been married three years and she's already giving me gbh of the ear 'oles."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."