Ceremonial Jesters Pillows

'I take it his performance review went well.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

COWS: Cow Pong

Richard the Turd

Medieval headlines.

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Rodins rotten juggler

"Any other skills?"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

Nil By Ear

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

'It certainly is a big one!'