Ceremonial Jesters Prints

'I take it his performance review went well.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

COWS: Cow Pong

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Medieval headlines.

Richard the Turd

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Rodins rotten juggler

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"Any other skills?"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Nil By Ear

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'It certainly is a big one!'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.