Orderly Jesters Pillows

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I hate performance review season."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Richard the Turd

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"Any other skills?"

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Rodins rotten juggler

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

'I ran with them once.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"I'll have my people call your people."

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

Work/Life Balance.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'Frankly, Yorick's big comedy comeback tour's a disappointment.'

Don't be such a poor loser. You knew this would happen when you lost the Flopsies account !

Coast to coast walk.

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?