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Parsifal

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Don Quichotte

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Don Quilowatte

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Knight Vision

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Fresh Blood In Politics

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'Dracula's First Day of School.'