Heavenly Jest Lover Gifts

'He's never satisfied - Now he says that walking around on soggy clouds gives him arthritis.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Angel Swing

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Jenga!!!

Excommunicate Me.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Fifty Gallon Head.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Your angel is always with you

Just before The Big Bang

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I always wondered what it would be like to sleep on a cloud."