Heavenly Jest Lover Mugs

'He's never satisfied - Now he says that walking around on soggy clouds gives him arthritis.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

God passing the time.

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Angel Swing

The Assumption of Mary

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Excommunicate Me.

Jenga!!!

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

We have some good news and we have some very good news!

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Fifty Gallon Head.

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Your angel is always with you

Just before The Big Bang

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"I always wondered what it would be like to sleep on a cloud."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."