Jest Lover Mugs

Fifty Gallon Head.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Preserved

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Lady has a coffee break.

"It's a midriff warmer."

'That's the office joker.'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Must you be so judgmental?

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

'We spent the night together after he uttered those 3 little words...'Shelter-In-Place.''

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

What do you like most about presents?

Colonel Bagshot.

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

'I Love You *Conditions apply.'

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

'According to our information, you worked between the 24th and 25th of December, whilst still claiming unemployment benefit.'

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

Wind Breakers.

'Be My Valentine'