Heavenly Jest Gifts

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Local News in Heaven

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Shoe repair

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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'You'll have to wait a couple of minutes... we're still downloading information from your soul's black box recorder.'

Keyboard in Heaven

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Angel learning to fly...

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Another wedding

"It's how I get someone's attention."