Heavenly Jest Gifts

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Local News in Heaven

Shoe repair

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Excommunicate Me.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'You'll have to wait a couple of minutes... we're still downloading information from your soul's black box recorder.'

Keyboard in Heaven

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

Another wedding

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

Angel learning to fly...

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.