Junker Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for a junker aficionado? Explore our collection of fun and quirky items that speak to their passion for vintage vehicles. Whether they love restoring old cars or just appreciate the charm of classic automobiles, our products are designed to delight and inspire. Find a perfect gift that matches their enthusiasm for the timeless appeal of vintage autos and the thrill of discovery.

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'Herbert, don't you think it's time to buy a new car?'

'Herbert, don't you think it's time to buy a new car?' mockup

'Herbert, don't you think it's time to buy a new car?' mockup

'Herbert, don't you think it's time to buy a new car?' mockup

'Herbert, don't you think it's time to buy a new car?' mockup

'Herbert, don't you think it's time to buy a new car?'

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"Why do they do that?"

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?"

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What's normal? mockup

What's normal? mockup

What's normal? mockup

What's normal? mockup

What's normal?

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"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues." mockup

"I'm seeing some dominance issues." mockup

"I'm seeing some dominance issues." mockup

"I'm seeing some dominance issues." mockup

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.' mockup

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.' mockup

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.' mockup

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.' mockup

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water. mockup

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water. mockup

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water. mockup

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water. mockup

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

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Giraffe Portrait

Giraffe Portrait mockup

Giraffe Portrait mockup

Giraffe Portrait mockup

Giraffe Portrait mockup

Giraffe Portrait

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"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit" mockup

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit" mockup

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit" mockup

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit" mockup

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

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What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again? mockup

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again? mockup

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again? mockup

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again? mockup

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

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Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Donald Trump Tells a Joke... mockup

Donald Trump Tells a Joke... mockup

Donald Trump Tells a Joke... mockup

Donald Trump Tells a Joke... mockup

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

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'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.' mockup

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.' mockup

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.' mockup

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.' mockup

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

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'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.' mockup

'This new jester doth appeal to me.' mockup

'This new jester doth appeal to me.' mockup

'This new jester doth appeal to me.' mockup

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

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Jester

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'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . ' mockup

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . ' mockup

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . ' mockup

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . ' mockup

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

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"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!" mockup

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!" mockup

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!" mockup

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!" mockup

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

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'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.' mockup

'I'd like to return this shredder.' mockup

'I'd like to return this shredder.' mockup

'I'd like to return this shredder.' mockup

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

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'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.' mockup

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.' mockup

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.' mockup

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.' mockup

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

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'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!' mockup

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!' mockup

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!' mockup

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!' mockup

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

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'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !' mockup

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !' mockup

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !' mockup

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !' mockup

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

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'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?' mockup

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?' mockup

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?' mockup

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?' mockup

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

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What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!' mockup

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!' mockup

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!' mockup

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!' mockup

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'

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Party Party! mockup

Party Party! mockup

Party Party! mockup

Party Party! mockup

Party Party!

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Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter. mockup

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter. mockup

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter. mockup

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter. mockup

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

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Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough. mockup

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough. mockup

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough. mockup

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough. mockup

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

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'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,' mockup

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,' mockup

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,' mockup

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,' mockup

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

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Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole. mockup

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole. mockup

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole. mockup

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole. mockup

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

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Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . . mockup

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . . mockup

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . . mockup

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . . mockup

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

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School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes' mockup

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes' mockup

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes' mockup

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes' mockup

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

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Junker Aficionado Gifts Collection

Junker Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of vintage car mugs—perfect for any junker aficionado wanting to start their day with a splash of automotive flair.

Junker Aficionado Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows featuring vintage auto designs—great for car lovers who want to personalize their space.

Junker Aficionado Prints

Find stunning vintage car prints to decorate garages or living rooms—perfect for any junker aficionado’s collection.

Junker Aficionado T-Shirts

Browse our fun and stylish t-shirts for junker enthusiasts—ideal for adding a vintage automotive touch to everyday wear.