Joker Appreciator Prints

"Take no notice. It's just Norman being sarcastic again."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

What's an Imax cave?

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Batman's Baby

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Sorry'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

OMG.

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Split the last one?

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."