Joke Appreciators Pillows

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Closing Laugh: Snooker Club - Gone for a short rest - Please form a cue.

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'How long have you had this fear of computers?'

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

If you need instructions on how to wash your hands...

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.