Legal Joke Appreciator Pillows

Man sees sign on lawyers' door: 'Fogarty, Brown and Plimsoll ... Conflicts of Interest'

Man on crutches leaving courtroom: 'I got off on the wrong foot when I said the forklift ran over my right foot.'

'We'd like to make evil proprietary.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

OMG.

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.