Jester Of Fortune Pillows

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Gooseberry Fool...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

King Pin

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'It's the simple things.'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

Another wedding

"As per your father's wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life -- or lack thereof!"

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

Begging Clowns

Farce Book

"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."