Jester Of Justice Pillows

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

Basketball.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'He started it!'