Jester Of Fortune Mugs

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

King Pin

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

No, sir, that entr

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'It's the simple things.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

Another wedding

"As per your father's wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life -- or lack thereof!"

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

Farce Book

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."