Jester Of Ironies Pillows

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Books / Coffee table books

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

King Pin

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

No, sir, that entr

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Poet's Corner

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"As per your father's wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life -- or lack thereof!"

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."

"No, no, I'm just here for the relationship."

'Ah, Gibbon. Are you learning anything?'

…You're looking for the Harry who books?… Liz is officially out of the race for "librarian of the year"…

"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Irony Board"

'Try and get my good side.'

Big fish can't eat the little ones.

Home for the Holidays Kit.

'He does.'

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.