Jester Of Surprises Pillows

"Surprise!... I'm an alcoholic!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

King Pin

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Surprise Party

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'