Jester Of Surprises Pillows

"Surprise!... I'm an alcoholic!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

King Pin

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

No, sir, that entr

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Surprise Party

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"