Jesters At Heart Gifts

Clowns gravestone squirts water at mourners

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Any questions?'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'