Jesters At Heart Pillows

Clowns gravestone squirts water at mourners

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Any questions?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."