Pet Jester Pillows

"This old dog can learn new tricks. . . Watch me make this meat loaf disappear!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Another slander suit!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'You made me jump.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

He Did It!

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Boomerang fetching

"Work's been really hard."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

'Yorich's last jest.'

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'