Feline Jester Mugs

Letting the Cat Out

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

North Pole.

"Just how rare is this steak..."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Boomerang fetching

Never poke fun.

Middle Age Spread.

He Did It!

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'