Jovial Jingler Pillows

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Ring those Christmas bells!

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Hot Cross Bun

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."