Jovial Jingle Creator Pillows

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Triangle

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Hot Cross Bun

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."