Jovial Jingle Creator Gifts

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Complaints Desk

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Hot Cross Bun

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'