Jovial Joker Of The Skies Gifts

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Clown Wedding with Rake

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Hot Cross Bun

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"