Jovial Prankster Gifts

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Growth Charts

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Teddy Bear