Jovial Trickster Gifts

Man on street sees a machine with a sign and a camera below ' Your Weight + Naughty Picture'.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Mime Tug-of-War

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Hot Cross Bun

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Scarecrow Directions

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.