Jovial Trickster Pillows

Man on street sees a machine with a sign and a camera below ' Your Weight + Naughty Picture'.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Polly tries reverse psychology

Young Houdini

Complaints Desk

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Not bad, for naughty.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Mime Tug-of-War

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Hot Cross Bun

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'