Jovial Joker Of The Skies Prints

"Man, what a bunch of gross, ugly, disgusting clouds."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Hot Cross Bun

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"