Jovial Pop-up Joy Pillows

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Growth Charts

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Bront?saurus.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Hot Cross Bun

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

Dessert Storm Veteran

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Planting Bulbs.

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"Is that permanent?"

"Hey, I like your new friend: He laughs at my dad-jokes..."

"What's this vile rumor I ear that the building's sinking?"

Going Shopping Together.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"