Jovial Pop-up Joy T-Shirts

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Growth Charts

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Hot Cross Bun

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

Dessert Storm Veteran

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Planting Bulbs.

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"Is that permanent?"

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"Hey, I like your new friend: He laughs at my dad-jokes..."

Going Shopping Together.

"What's this vile rumor I ear that the building's sinking?"

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."