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"I brake for milk & cookies"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Candid Camera store.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'The Saxon King' pub

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Complaints Desk

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Karate club.