Bell Lover Gifts

Labelled Church Bells.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

The adoration of the gels.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Rose Garden

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Artist and Musician

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"I've seen a tulip before."

Zorro as a child.

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'