Bell Lover Mugs

Labelled Church Bells.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

The adoration of the gels.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Rose Garden

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Artist and Musician

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'