Ad Jingle Enthusiast Pillows

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

As Seen Watching TV

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

Carolling

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'